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          I had just beaten the Elite Four and the Champion on White. And soon after, I found myself to be very, very bored. Figures. I decided to scroll through my Pokédex for no reason, and that's when I came upon it--Gothitelle. My god, THAT thing. I swear, I made the "I met Excalibur" face from Soul Eater when I saw it. Its cry is the freakiest thing in the game. But, I had nothing to do, and I happened to have a Gochimu that I received from my friend on deviantART, Jade. So I figured, why not evolve him and get my own Gothitelle?

          The Gochimu was named Goff as an inside joke when Jade and I were talking about Gothitelle and I misspelled "god" as "gof". Since it sounds like "goth", I joked about getting a male Gothitelle named Gof. So today was the day that this would finally be true! Well, she named him Goff, but anyway. I pulled out the Arceus she gave me since I'm way too lazy to just do this myself--without knowing prior, Gochimu has the worst stats ever and this would take an eternity normally. I headed out to Route 12, my favorite training spot, and began to get to work.

          I gave Goff an Exp. Share, and he leveled up quite rapidly thanks to being traded. He got about 3000 EXP a pop per each Pokémon I annihilated with Arceus' Judgment and Hyper Beam. Then...that's pretty much where it stopped being such a cake walk. When he got to about Lv39 and had evolved into a Gochimiru, Arceus began to disobey, which was stupid because I obviously had all the right badges.

          "How dare you make me attack my children!" a voice rang out.

          And I'm just thinking...oh, shit. The Arceus is talking to me.

          "All these poor Pokémon have had to suffer Judgment...and for what? For your abomination...for your 'pretend god'...yes...I know what the name 'Gof' means!"

          "It's a typo."

          "SILENCE! My children have died, and you show no respect! For this, you shall pay, Jade!"

          What the...Jade? Did he really...

          "Dude, my real name isn't Jade."

          "...GODDAMMIT SHIT! I mean--ME DAMMIT SHIT!! How was I supposed to know that?!"

          "You got traded, smart one."

          "...oh. Right. Well, no matter! Now you shall pay, Nicolas!"

          "I'm not Nicolas!"

          "...DAMMIT! Then what's your real name?!"

          "Hell if I'm gonna tell you! Just get on with it!"

          "OK, fine! Now you shall pay, Justin Bieber!"

          "Oh, you did NOT just--"

          I got into a battle with the Lv100 Arceus. I saw the dead bodies of the several Pokémon I made him fight.

          "Do you see the destruction you have caused, Justin?! They have died for your selfishness!"

          "You mean they died for my sins?"

          "Well, not exactly your si--will you just focus! Send out your Pokémon so I can exact my revenge!"

          My trainer sent out Goff, just as expected. And then, I knew I was gonna die. Goff was WAY too weak to take on a freaking Lv100 Arceus. Fittingly enough, the theme music for Arceus was playing in the background. As if to make up for the fact that the thing was ADHD as all hell.

          "Now she will die for causing me to kill my children!"

          "Goff's a dude."

          "...what."

          Arceus' sprite looked over at Goff's health bar, and saw that Goff was indeed male.

          "...but...he totally looks like a girl! Hahahaha!!!!"

          Goff's sprite facepalmed. "It's not MY fault! Blame freaking Game Freak!" he cried. But the Arceus didn't hear him. He just kept laughing...and laughing...and laughing...it wasn't even demonic laughter. It was unfitting laughter that, against all the dead bodies on screen, just makes you wonder what the hell just happened. It's like he hit his retard button or something. Finally the Arceus fell into the ground.

          "ARCEUS died of laughter!" it said in English.

          Apparently, it counted as an official defeat, so Goff got like, 50000 EXP for it. He got to Lv44 and evolved. I don't even KNOW what to think of what just happened...can I consider it a Creepypasta? I laughed at it more than it scared me...but anyway. I checked out my brand new inside joke and Gothitelle. But Jesus Christ, that cry...it still freaking scares me. Even more so than what just happened. I swear to God, all my other Pokémon as well as myself made the "I met Excalibur" face when he evolved. I can just imagine everyone with that face while Goff is the only one smiling and being happy...ugh.





          Dear Arceus, remind me why I did this again...oh wait. He can't. He died laughing.
OK, to make up for the shitty Registeel "Creepypasta" I tried to make, here's a humorous Creepypasta.

It's about me training my Gochimu, Goff, and meeting an Arceus with ADHD who wants revenge.

ANY QUESTIONS?

Did this really happen?
Pretty much this morning, yes. I got the Arceus ~JosepherusB gave me, as well as Goff and evolved him into a Gothitelle.

What inspired you to write this?
This. I've been wanting to write a Creepypasta making fun of overused themes, but she beat me to it. I decided to make more fun of it, so I hope you don't mind~♪

Soul Eater references!
YES.
:iconimetexcaliburplz::iconexcaliburfaceplz::iconexcaliburplz:

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edit 1/25/2011: ahhh, I got featured in #ProjectComment! how did this happen? owo Thanks guys!
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:iconoliverfangirl:
OliverFangirl Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2015  New member Hobbyist Digital Artist
DAT GOTHITELLE IS SO GOFFIC (theres an awful fanfic called 'My Immortal' that misspells Gothic as Goffic.)
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:iconmischievous-ekoro:
Mischievous-Ekoro Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2015
Yeah, I've read it...best night of my life, never-ending laughter.
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OliverFangirl Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2015  New member Hobbyist Digital Artist
When I read it, I suffered the same fate as Arceus. I DIED OF LAUGHTER
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Pokedragon8 Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2014

"Now you shall pay, Justin Bieber!"

          "Oh, you did NOT just--"

 

Funniest part of the whole story.

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:iconredcelebi:
RedCelebi Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This is very funny!(lol justin bieber ;-3)
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:iconmischievous-ekoro:
Mischievous-Ekoro Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2013
I'm thinking of making another one someday. I just can't think of a plot...
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:iconredcelebi:
RedCelebi Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hmmm...maybe one about arceus complaining about being pink when he is holding a pixi plate?X-D
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:iconmischievous-ekoro:
Mischievous-Ekoro Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2013
oh christ I forgot we had one of those now
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:iconredcelebi:
RedCelebi Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol pink arceus X-D
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:iconmischievous-ekoro:
Mischievous-Ekoro Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2013
MANLIEST TYPE
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:iconredcelebi:
RedCelebi Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yup,clearly very manly!X-D(hey why don't we both try to wright a story about that and then we'll see ;-3 )
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Mischievous-Ekoro Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2013
a collab story? sounds fun~♪
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Blastdeblox Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2013
Normally I'm well composed but you broke me Justin beiber I didn't know what to do I mean that that was unfair so these blahs go out to you :blahblah:
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platinumpir Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2013   Traditional Artist
[ *Dies Laughing* Welp. Looks like I suffered the same fate as Arceus. Oh Noes  ]
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:iconkrazytacoguy:
KrazyTacoguy Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2013  Student Artist
but i do have to say it was funny as hell! XD
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:iconmischievous-ekoro:
Mischievous-Ekoro Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2013
glad you found it funny! ♥
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KrazyTacoguy Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2013  Student Artist
yesh, it just so random like dafuq
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KrazyTacoguy Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2013  Student Artist
it all good until it get to the dialogue. it doesn't seem to get any creepy or have it, only the before the dialogue but, i can see were you going at. it sounds like over acting sorta thing. I'm assuming it didn't meant to be taking as serious but the hell do i know, i didn't write the story.. It just seems to be more of a story to make you laugh or some were along those lines.
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Mischievous-Ekoro Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2013
it wasn't supposed to be creepy

it's a crappypasta, not a creepypasta

it is, indeed, supposed to make you laugh! ♪
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KrazyTacoguy Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2013  Student Artist
oh whoops i read that wrong... i feel like an idiot now.
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platinumpir Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2013   Traditional Artist
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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caesr653856573265834 Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2013  Student General Artist
"OK, fine! Now you shall pay, Justin Bieber!" XD
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:iconmischievous-ekoro:
Mischievous-Ekoro Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2013
And two years later, it's still funny.
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Kainrand Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013
i loved it!!! "you shall pay, justin bieber!" God, i fell of my chair laughing.
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:iconmischievous-ekoro:
Mischievous-Ekoro Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013
I'm glad you did! I still love this despite the fact I wrote it soooo long ago!
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:iconchillypeper:
chillypeper Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013
THAT MUST BE THE WORST PUNISHMENT EVER BEING CALLED JUSTIN BIEBER BY ARCEUS
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:iconmischievous-ekoro:
Mischievous-Ekoro Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013
IT IS, ISN'T IT?
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:iconstephsin2kh:
stephsin2kh Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
... I think I have died of laughter. X'DDDD *spazzes on the floor*
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:iconmischievous-ekoro:
Mischievous-Ekoro Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012
Oh noes!
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:iconstephsin2kh:
stephsin2kh Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
This pasta is.. trollicious. SECOND HELPINGS PLEASE C':

... And, yeah, insta-faved. For the purposes of being read at least a million more times over. XD
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Mischievous-Ekoro Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
I could write a multitude of failpastas because I do better at making people laugh than scaring them...hmm.

I wonder if I could think of a second one.
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stephsin2kh Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
If you're planning on doing it, definitely let me know... Ah, I just can't stop reading this one. And nearly die laughing myself every single time, too XDDDD
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SSJGarfield Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012
That story was hillarious xD

My Gothitelle in Black 2 is luckily a female and I named her Daria
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WildCatPrincess4Ever Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Okay, I have been trying to figure out on my own, but I just can't DO it!
WHERE! IS THE! GUY! WHO CHANGES! THE NICKNAMES! OF POKEMON! IN! POKEMON! BLACK! AND WHITE?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!!?!??!?!??!!???!?!??!?!????!?
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:iconmischievous-ekoro:
Mischievous-Ekoro Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2011
He's in Castelia City, near the exit.
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WildCatPrincess4Ever Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Wait, the exit of where?? Sorry to annoy you ^^;
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:iconmischievous-ekoro:
Mischievous-Ekoro Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2011
...Castelia.
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WildCatPrincess4Ever Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
YES! Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou!!! *hugs*
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AoiSora19S Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconexcalibur-plz:
excalibur~
excalibur~
from the united king
im looking for her
im going to california~


:iconimetexcaliburplz:
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:iconmischievous-ekoro:
Mischievous-Ekoro Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2011
Pretty much! xD
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BraveTamerMicko Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2011
I SO read that as "I was a teenage Godzilla"
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:iconmischievous-ekoro:
Mischievous-Ekoro Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2011
I lol'd
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BraveTamerMicko Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2011
I feel inspired to make crap like this now rather than "FREAT FREAT FREAT ZEKROM OMG"
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:iconmischievous-ekoro:
Mischievous-Ekoro Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2011
xDDD
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Substitute101 Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2011
...what was Acreus on!?:XD:;
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:iconmischievous-ekoro:
Mischievous-Ekoro Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2011
EVERYTHING xD
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Substitute101 Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2011
apparently:XD:
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WatarimonoNoToukon Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Curiosity drove me to YouTube.

At first I was like :iconilikeitplz:

Then I was like :iconwthplz:

And now I'm all :iconexcaliburfaceplz:
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:iconmischievous-ekoro:
Mischievous-Ekoro Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2011
hehehe, he'll do that to you.
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WatarimonoNoToukon Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
It's OK now, though; 'cause I dragged some of my friends into it. And now I'm sure they're thinking it will come after them, too. :giggle:
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